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The Tonto Chronicles
This guy is sitting in a bar and notices a very sexy lady in the corner reading a book. He tells the bartender to send her a drink on him. She gets her drink and just pushes it off to the side. He try's again, sending her another drink. She again looks his way and pushes the drink away. He gets up and walks over to her. When he gets to the table she looks up and says thanks for the drinks. Hi I'm Mary, I apologize for not saying something but I am really into this book. He asks what are you reading. She is embarrassed and says it is a book about different races having different size penises. She tells him that the Indians have the longest ones and the Spanish people have the largest diameter. She asks him what his name is. He replies Tonto Rameriez.
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So this guy is sitting at a bar in the convention hall when in walks this gorgeous, i mean GORGEOUS, woman and sits down right next to him. The man is astonished by her beauty and tries to get up the nerve to start a conversation with her..... : "Are you here on business?" he asks. She says "Yes, as a matter of fact Im here for the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention being held here this weekend." He cant believe his ears and asks " And what kind of 'business' role are you doing for this convention?" She replies " Well, I'm actually a speaker for a seminar in the convention entitled "The Myths of Sex and Sexuality in Our Society Today" She continues "For example, its commonly been told that the African American man is the one who is gifted with the largest penis.... when in fact, it is actually the American Indian. And its been said for many generations that the French men are the best lovers of the world, when it is actually the Jewish men." She paused and said " I do apologize, here I am blabbing away and I haven't even asked your name or told you mine." The man smiles and says "Tonto. Tonto Goldstien."
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